Cleaning sister:No! I am not a bad girl! You did not take me on luxury yachts to travel around the world; did not kiss me on a hot air balloon in Twenty thousand feet in the sky; Also, We should fight, and accord . Then fight and accord again, so I will be your girlfriend. Wang big hammer:Oh? Too much trouble? Forget it, goodbye!
Cleaning sister:Wait a minute! Do not go! I found that, in the moment you turn, I have loved you! Wang big hammer:really???? Wang big hammer:I finally get the ture love! The fat old woman:You cannot be together!
Wang big hammer:Aunt ,who are you ?
The fat old woman:hammer,Although we have never seen each other before, we are childhood sweethearts lover!
Wang big hammer:Never met before, how can be a childhood sweethearts lover? Don ’t use the wrong idiom,pealse!!!
The fat old woman:I am so beautiful,why do you abandon me for the woman who are a old, fat and out of fashion.what I am not as good as her ? Wang big hammer:um.....
The fat old woman:And she was a thief!look ,She stole my cellphone. Wang big hammer: plant stolen could be more obvious?When I was a blind man?
The fat old woman:And she has ambiguous attitude with so many man. If you never believe me ,you can see those picture.
Wang big hammer:The technology of photoshop is so terrible,Please be patient a little,!
Wang big hammer:Not to mention whether you have the gift of being bad.With the ugly appearance of you , I will never like you!unless I am dead The fat old woman:Tell me , how much money do you want and you will
leave my dear hammer?
Wang big hammer:We are really love each other!True love is priceless! Cleaning sister:fifty-six point five yuan!
Wang big hammer:The price is so accurate?!Also so cheap?!
The fat old woman:60 yuan for you, keep the change.
Cleaning sister:thank you! My dear hummer,we break up,goodbye!
Wang big hammer:My dear , don't go!we promised that we will be each other's angel.
Wang big hammer:Why do I see whatever all feel like watching my dear? I am really a rich and spoony man! V oice: you got a new E-mail !
Cleaning sisterdear hummer,I leave you not because of money。But because I got 得了血管神经间歇性头痛、静脉曲张引发的腔静脉闭塞、开放性便秘、前列腺内膜脱落、21三体综合症、重度中二病。I don't want to be a drag on you, I hope you can find a better woman, and have a more happy life.Goodbye, dear hammer! Wang big hammer:This word write really so ugly!She must be serious ill, so she left me ,Must be like this!
Wang big hammer:Maybe I will never see my dear ,I am good sad.
Wang big hammer:Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
保洁小妹:少爷对不起,我不是故意的。
Childe, so sorry, I didn’t mean to do that.
王大锤:(欣慰地望着她)我知道!太好了,你还在!
I known, that’s great, you are still here.
保洁小妹:虽然我们已经分手了,但是我还是那个爱岗敬业的保洁小妹。
Although we have already broken up, I am still the hard working cleaning maid
王大锤:(深情地)亲爱的,不要离开我!就算你得了血管神经间歇性头痛、静 Oh! Honey, please don ’t leave me. I will not leave you, even if you have Angioneurotic ['ænd ʒi ə,nju'r ɔtik]headache, Varices caused by IVC occlusion, constipation [ˌk ɑnst əˌpe ʃən] , down syndrome,chu ni byo.I have to be with
you together
脉曲张引发的腔静脉闭塞、开放性便秘、前列腺内膜脱落、21三体综合症、重度中二病,我也不会离开你的!我一定要和你在一起!
保洁小妹:亲爱的,就算我得了血管神经间歇性头痛、静脉曲张引发的腔静脉闭塞、开放性便秘、前列腺内膜脱落、21三体综合症、重度中二病,你也要和我在一起吗?你会停止爱我吗?
Oh! Honey, have you to stay with me Even if I got the Angioneurotic
['ænd ʒi ə,nju'r ɔtik]headache, Varices caused by IVC occlusion, constipation
[ˌk ɑnst əˌpe ʃən] ,down syndrome,chu ni byo. Will you stop loving me?
王大锤:(双手捂脸,突然站起身来,摆开屌丝动作,坚决地)不,我不会停止爱你!
No, I can't stop loving you
保洁小妹:(站起身,深情地)真的吗?(这时,大锤爸突然从他们俩中间出现) Really?
大锤爸:不!(摆开屌丝动作)你们不能在一起!
No! You can not be together!
王大锤:爸爸?你从哪冒出来的?你来干什么?(依然保持屌丝动作)
Dada? where are you from? What are you doing now?
大锤爸:我每天都从五万多平米的床上醒来,面对两百多个女仆。所以,你一定要找一个非常优秀的姑娘呀!
Every day ,I wake up in the bed of more than fifty thousand square meters, face of more than two hundred maids. So , you must find a good girl.
王大锤:(别过脸,依然保持屌丝动作)这什么逻辑呀?
What are your logic?
大锤爸:(手里突然出现胖大妈的照片)你竟然把我给你精挑细选的女朋友给甩了?你到底什么眼光呀?
It ’s impossible that you broken up with the girl who is I introduce for you.
What do you want to do
王大锤:应该是你到底什么眼光吧?
What do you want to do?
大锤爸:(收起照片,继续保持屌丝动作)而且,像我们这样家世清白的家族,是绝对不会允许你娶一个来历不明不白的女孩的!
My family is not agree you marry with the girl ,we don’t know where is she
from
王大锤:(摊开手来)我们家不是靠贪污走私发家致富的吗?my family make money by corruption and smuggle.
大锤爸:(也摊开手来)不,这不重要。(转过身,对着小妹,摆出屌丝动作)重要的是,你当初来这里做保洁,不就是想勾引我儿子,嫁入豪门吗?(小妹一直很委屈地看着他,他说完之后给了他一耳光) This is not important ,you tempt my son and want to marry him since you come here to do cleaning,
don ’t you?
保洁小妹:(慷慨激昂)我是一个正经的保洁小妹!别以为有几个臭钱,就可以践踏我的尊严!
I am a serious cleaning maid. Don’t tread on my dignity because you are rich.
大锤爸:【右手捂住被脸颊,看着她】竟然敢打我?没想到这姑娘这么勇敢!) She hit me ,The girl is so brave
大锤爸:(摆出屌丝动作)锤锤!她真是一个好棒的女孩!你一定要珍惜她! Chui chui ,she is a good girl .you should cherish.
王大锤:(保持着摊开双手的姿势,然后摆出屌丝动作)谢谢爸爸!
(王大锤:我叫王大锤,万万没想到,我终于拥有了一段刻骨铭心的爱!) my name is wang da chui I never thought I finally get a love.
(场景切换到教堂,小妹终于也举办了婚礼。不过,举办婚礼的对象——是大锤爸。)
大锤爸:(挽着小妹的手,望向王大锤)锤锤!以后她就是你的妈妈了!你一定要好好珍惜她给你的母爱哟!
Chui chui , From now on, She is your mother, you should cherish the
maternal love that she give you.
(王大锤无奈痛哭)
END (王大锤:爱过。)
王大锤:【捂着自己的脸】竟然有人敢对我动手?从未有过的感觉!难道这就是爱的心跳?一定是的!像我这种土豪,对这种身份卑微、不擅打扮,却擅长抽人耳光的平凡女子,简直毫无抵抗力。(王大锤用手遮住脸,顺便擦去了嘴角的血迹。然后站起了身来,双手向后伸张开。【ps :因为后面还要用到这个动作,所以我们给这个动作命一个名,叫做“屌丝动作”】)
王大锤:(摆出屌丝动作)你很不错!做我女朋友吧!
保洁小妹:(站起身来)不行!我不是那么随便的女孩!你还没带我坐豪华游艇环游世界;没有在两万英尺的热气球上强吻我;没有在铺满玫瑰花瓣的田野里向我求爱。还有,我们要无理取闹的吵架、和好、决裂,再吵架、再和好,这样我才能做你女朋友。
王大锤:哦?这么麻烦?那算了,再见!(很潇洒的转过头走了)
保洁小妹:额,等一下!(伸出右手来)不要走!(王大锤停住了脚步,转过身来看她)我发现,就在你转身的那一刻,我已经爱上你了!
王大锤:(面露喜色)真的吗? (王大锤走过去拉上了小妹的手,俩人含情脉脉地对视)
王大锤:我终于获得了真挚的爱情。) (胖大妈突然从他们俩人底下出现) 胖大妈:你们不能在一起! (王大锤与小妹都望向了她,分开了手) 王大锤:大妈你谁啊?
胖大妈:(右手拍了王大锤的肩)锤锤,虽然我们从未见过面,但我们是青梅竹马的恋人啊!
王大锤:没见过面算哪门子青梅竹马呀?乱用成语负分滚粗好吗?)
胖大妈:我这么漂亮,而你却为了这样一个打扮土气、又胖又丑的女人抛弃我,(双手按住小妹的肩头,拉了过来)我到底哪里不如她?
王大锤:【转过头,望向天空】额...... )
胖大妈:而且她还是个小偷。(拿出包里的手机,递给了小妹)你看,(手指指向小妹)她偷我手机。
王大锤:栽赃还能再明显一点吗?当我是瞎子吗?)
胖大妈:还和很多男人有一腿,不信你看!(拿出相片,都是PS 过的【ps :其中一个是泰坦尼克号里的经典镜头,一看就知道是假的啦!】)
王大锤:这PS 技术也太渣了吧?!陷害也拜托稍微用点心好吗?!) (王大锤看着他,又仰起身子望向天空)
王大锤:且不说你是否有做坏人的天赋。(望向胖大妈)就凭你这智商和长相,我死也不会喜欢你的!(又望向天空)
胖大妈:(转过头对小妹)说吧,你要多少钱才肯离开我的锤锤?
王大锤:(望向胖大妈)我和小妹是真心相爱的!真爱是无价的!(又望向天空) 保洁小妹:56块5!
王大锤:【诧异地望着小妹】要价居然这么精确?!还这么便宜?!) 胖大妈:(从钱包里掏出60块)给你60,不用找了。
保洁小妹:(冲着大妈点了点头,接过60元)谢谢!(转过头对着王大锤)大锤,我们分手吧,再见!(一甩头发走人,头发给了大妈一耳光)
王大锤:(伸出右手,深情地挽留)小妹不要走!不是说好要做彼此的天使吗? (镜头转换,王大锤在街上潇洒地散步)
王大锤:为什么我看什么都感觉像在看小妹?【看到的各个物体都是小妹的影像】我果然是个又有钱,又痴情的优秀男子。)
语音提示:你一封新邮件请注意查收!(暗室里,王大锤正在读着小妹给他写的信)
保洁小妹:亲爱的锤锤,我离开你并不是因为钱。而是因为我得了血管神经间歇性头痛、静脉曲张引发的腔静脉闭塞、开放性便秘、前列腺内膜脱落、21三体综合症、重度中二病。我不想因此拖累你,希望你找到更好的人,得到更幸福的生活。再见了,锤锤!(王大锤望着信件,哭得十分伤心)
王大锤:【哽咽】这字写的真特么丑啊!她一定是得了绝症,想故意把我气走,一定是这样的!【望着天空点了点头】(镜头又转,王大锤又来到了先前视察的这家公司,依旧潇洒地走了进来)
王大锤:也许我永远也见不到小妹了,好难过。(再次路过了小妹身边) 王大锤:啊!【惊讶地望向小妹】)(这时保洁小妹,再次甩开拖把,再次摆出起跑的姿势, 保洁小妹再次用头顶向王大锤的肚子,王大锤瞪大了眼睛,长大了嘴巴,再次口吐鲜血,再次摔出了十几米外,到了墙壁上,墙壁再次由里至外裂开了一条缝)
保洁小妹:少爷对不起,我不是故意的。
王大锤:(欣慰地望着她)我知道!太好了,你还在!
保洁小妹:虽然我们已经分手了,但是我还是那个爱岗敬业的保洁小妹。 王大锤:(深情地)亲爱的,不要离开我!就算你得了血管神经间歇性头痛、静脉曲张引发的腔静脉闭塞、开放性便秘、前列腺内膜脱落、21三体综合症、重度中二病,我也不会离开你的!我一定要和你在一起!
保洁小妹:亲爱的,就算我得了血管神经间歇性头痛、静脉曲张引发的腔静脉闭塞、开放性便秘、前列腺内膜脱落、21三体综合症、重度中二病,你也要和我在一起吗?你会停止爱我吗?
王大锤:(双手捂脸,突然站起身来,摆开屌丝动作,坚决地)不,我不会停止爱你!
保洁小妹:(站起身,深情地)真的吗?(这时,大锤爸突然从他们俩中间出现) 大锤爸:不!(摆开屌丝动作)你们不能在一起!
王大锤:爸爸?你从哪冒出来的?你来干什么?(依然保持屌丝动作) 大锤爸:我每天都从五万多平米的床上醒来,面对两百多个女仆。所以,你一定要找一个非常优秀的姑娘呀!
王大锤:(别过脸,依然保持屌丝动作)这什么逻辑呀?
大锤爸:(手里突然出现胖大妈的照片)你竟然把我给你精挑细选的女朋友给甩了?你到底什么眼光呀?
王大锤:应该是你到底什么眼光吧?)
大锤爸:(收起照片,继续保持屌丝动作)而且,像我们这样家世清白的家族,是绝对不会允许你娶一个来历不明不白的女孩的!
王大锤:(摊开手来)我们家不是靠贪污走私发家致富的吗?
大锤爸:(也摊开手来)不,这不重要。(转过身,对着小妹,摆出屌丝动作)重要的是,你当初来这里做保洁,不就是想勾引我儿子,嫁入豪门吗?(小妹一直很委屈地看着他,他说完之后给了他一耳光)
保洁小妹:(慷慨激昂)我是一个正经的保洁小妹!别以为有几个臭钱,就可以践踏我的尊严!
大锤爸:【右手捂住被脸颊,看着她】竟然敢打我?没想到这姑娘这么勇敢!) 大锤爸:(摆出屌丝动作)锤锤!她真是一个好棒的女孩!你一定要珍惜她! 王大锤:(保持着摊开双手的姿势,然后摆出屌丝动作)谢谢爸爸!
(王大锤:我叫王大锤,万万没想到,我终于拥有了一段刻骨铭心的爱!) (场景切换到教堂,小妹终于也举办了婚礼。不过,举办婚礼的对象——是大锤爸。)
大锤爸:(挽着小妹的手,望向王大锤)锤锤!以后她就是你的妈妈了!你一定要好好珍惜她给你的母爱哟!
(王大锤无奈痛哭)
END (王大锤:爱过。)
Cleaning sister:No! I am not a bad girl! You did not take me on luxury yachts to travel around the world; did not kiss me on a hot air balloon in Twenty thousand feet in the sky; Also, We should fight, and accord . Then fight and accord again, so I will be your girlfriend. Wang big hammer:Oh? Too much trouble? Forget it, goodbye!
Cleaning sister:Wait a minute! Do not go! I found that, in the moment you turn, I have loved you! Wang big hammer:really???? Wang big hammer:I finally get the ture love! The fat old woman:You cannot be together!
Wang big hammer:Aunt ,who are you ?
The fat old woman:hammer,Although we have never seen each other before, we are childhood sweethearts lover!
Wang big hammer:Never met before, how can be a childhood sweethearts lover? Don ’t use the wrong idiom,pealse!!!
The fat old woman:I am so beautiful,why do you abandon me for the woman who are a old, fat and out of fashion.what I am not as good as her ? Wang big hammer:um.....
The fat old woman:And she was a thief!look ,She stole my cellphone. Wang big hammer: plant stolen could be more obvious?When I was a blind man?
The fat old woman:And she has ambiguous attitude with so many man. If you never believe me ,you can see those picture.
Wang big hammer:The technology of photoshop is so terrible,Please be patient a little,!
Wang big hammer:Not to mention whether you have the gift of being bad.With the ugly appearance of you , I will never like you!unless I am dead The fat old woman:Tell me , how much money do you want and you will
leave my dear hammer?
Wang big hammer:We are really love each other!True love is priceless! Cleaning sister:fifty-six point five yuan!
Wang big hammer:The price is so accurate?!Also so cheap?!
The fat old woman:60 yuan for you, keep the change.
Cleaning sister:thank you! My dear hummer,we break up,goodbye!
Wang big hammer:My dear , don't go!we promised that we will be each other's angel.
Wang big hammer:Why do I see whatever all feel like watching my dear? I am really a rich and spoony man! V oice: you got a new E-mail !
Cleaning sisterdear hummer,I leave you not because of money。But because I got 得了血管神经间歇性头痛、静脉曲张引发的腔静脉闭塞、开放性便秘、前列腺内膜脱落、21三体综合症、重度中二病。I don't want to be a drag on you, I hope you can find a better woman, and have a more happy life.Goodbye, dear hammer! Wang big hammer:This word write really so ugly!She must be serious ill, so she left me ,Must be like this!
Wang big hammer:Maybe I will never see my dear ,I am good sad.
Wang big hammer:Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
保洁小妹:少爷对不起,我不是故意的。
Childe, so sorry, I didn’t mean to do that.
王大锤:(欣慰地望着她)我知道!太好了,你还在!
I known, that’s great, you are still here.
保洁小妹:虽然我们已经分手了,但是我还是那个爱岗敬业的保洁小妹。
Although we have already broken up, I am still the hard working cleaning maid
王大锤:(深情地)亲爱的,不要离开我!就算你得了血管神经间歇性头痛、静 Oh! Honey, please don ’t leave me. I will not leave you, even if you have Angioneurotic ['ænd ʒi ə,nju'r ɔtik]headache, Varices caused by IVC occlusion, constipation [ˌk ɑnst əˌpe ʃən] , down syndrome,chu ni byo.I have to be with
you together
脉曲张引发的腔静脉闭塞、开放性便秘、前列腺内膜脱落、21三体综合症、重度中二病,我也不会离开你的!我一定要和你在一起!
保洁小妹:亲爱的,就算我得了血管神经间歇性头痛、静脉曲张引发的腔静脉闭塞、开放性便秘、前列腺内膜脱落、21三体综合症、重度中二病,你也要和我在一起吗?你会停止爱我吗?
Oh! Honey, have you to stay with me Even if I got the Angioneurotic
['ænd ʒi ə,nju'r ɔtik]headache, Varices caused by IVC occlusion, constipation
[ˌk ɑnst əˌpe ʃən] ,down syndrome,chu ni byo. Will you stop loving me?
王大锤:(双手捂脸,突然站起身来,摆开屌丝动作,坚决地)不,我不会停止爱你!
No, I can't stop loving you
保洁小妹:(站起身,深情地)真的吗?(这时,大锤爸突然从他们俩中间出现) Really?
大锤爸:不!(摆开屌丝动作)你们不能在一起!
No! You can not be together!
王大锤:爸爸?你从哪冒出来的?你来干什么?(依然保持屌丝动作)
Dada? where are you from? What are you doing now?
大锤爸:我每天都从五万多平米的床上醒来,面对两百多个女仆。所以,你一定要找一个非常优秀的姑娘呀!
Every day ,I wake up in the bed of more than fifty thousand square meters, face of more than two hundred maids. So , you must find a good girl.
王大锤:(别过脸,依然保持屌丝动作)这什么逻辑呀?
What are your logic?
大锤爸:(手里突然出现胖大妈的照片)你竟然把我给你精挑细选的女朋友给甩了?你到底什么眼光呀?
It ’s impossible that you broken up with the girl who is I introduce for you.
What do you want to do
王大锤:应该是你到底什么眼光吧?
What do you want to do?
大锤爸:(收起照片,继续保持屌丝动作)而且,像我们这样家世清白的家族,是绝对不会允许你娶一个来历不明不白的女孩的!
My family is not agree you marry with the girl ,we don’t know where is she
from
王大锤:(摊开手来)我们家不是靠贪污走私发家致富的吗?my family make money by corruption and smuggle.
大锤爸:(也摊开手来)不,这不重要。(转过身,对着小妹,摆出屌丝动作)重要的是,你当初来这里做保洁,不就是想勾引我儿子,嫁入豪门吗?(小妹一直很委屈地看着他,他说完之后给了他一耳光) This is not important ,you tempt my son and want to marry him since you come here to do cleaning,
don ’t you?
保洁小妹:(慷慨激昂)我是一个正经的保洁小妹!别以为有几个臭钱,就可以践踏我的尊严!
I am a serious cleaning maid. Don’t tread on my dignity because you are rich.
大锤爸:【右手捂住被脸颊,看着她】竟然敢打我?没想到这姑娘这么勇敢!) She hit me ,The girl is so brave
大锤爸:(摆出屌丝动作)锤锤!她真是一个好棒的女孩!你一定要珍惜她! Chui chui ,she is a good girl .you should cherish.
王大锤:(保持着摊开双手的姿势,然后摆出屌丝动作)谢谢爸爸!
(王大锤:我叫王大锤,万万没想到,我终于拥有了一段刻骨铭心的爱!) my name is wang da chui I never thought I finally get a love.
(场景切换到教堂,小妹终于也举办了婚礼。不过,举办婚礼的对象——是大锤爸。)
大锤爸:(挽着小妹的手,望向王大锤)锤锤!以后她就是你的妈妈了!你一定要好好珍惜她给你的母爱哟!
Chui chui , From now on, She is your mother, you should cherish the
maternal love that she give you.
(王大锤无奈痛哭)
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王大锤:【捂着自己的脸】竟然有人敢对我动手?从未有过的感觉!难道这就是爱的心跳?一定是的!像我这种土豪,对这种身份卑微、不擅打扮,却擅长抽人耳光的平凡女子,简直毫无抵抗力。(王大锤用手遮住脸,顺便擦去了嘴角的血迹。然后站起了身来,双手向后伸张开。【ps :因为后面还要用到这个动作,所以我们给这个动作命一个名,叫做“屌丝动作”】)
王大锤:(摆出屌丝动作)你很不错!做我女朋友吧!
保洁小妹:(站起身来)不行!我不是那么随便的女孩!你还没带我坐豪华游艇环游世界;没有在两万英尺的热气球上强吻我;没有在铺满玫瑰花瓣的田野里向我求爱。还有,我们要无理取闹的吵架、和好、决裂,再吵架、再和好,这样我才能做你女朋友。
王大锤:哦?这么麻烦?那算了,再见!(很潇洒的转过头走了)
保洁小妹:额,等一下!(伸出右手来)不要走!(王大锤停住了脚步,转过身来看她)我发现,就在你转身的那一刻,我已经爱上你了!
王大锤:(面露喜色)真的吗? (王大锤走过去拉上了小妹的手,俩人含情脉脉地对视)
王大锤:我终于获得了真挚的爱情。) (胖大妈突然从他们俩人底下出现) 胖大妈:你们不能在一起! (王大锤与小妹都望向了她,分开了手) 王大锤:大妈你谁啊?
胖大妈:(右手拍了王大锤的肩)锤锤,虽然我们从未见过面,但我们是青梅竹马的恋人啊!
王大锤:没见过面算哪门子青梅竹马呀?乱用成语负分滚粗好吗?)
胖大妈:我这么漂亮,而你却为了这样一个打扮土气、又胖又丑的女人抛弃我,(双手按住小妹的肩头,拉了过来)我到底哪里不如她?
王大锤:【转过头,望向天空】额...... )
胖大妈:而且她还是个小偷。(拿出包里的手机,递给了小妹)你看,(手指指向小妹)她偷我手机。
王大锤:栽赃还能再明显一点吗?当我是瞎子吗?)
胖大妈:还和很多男人有一腿,不信你看!(拿出相片,都是PS 过的【ps :其中一个是泰坦尼克号里的经典镜头,一看就知道是假的啦!】)
王大锤:这PS 技术也太渣了吧?!陷害也拜托稍微用点心好吗?!) (王大锤看着他,又仰起身子望向天空)
王大锤:且不说你是否有做坏人的天赋。(望向胖大妈)就凭你这智商和长相,我死也不会喜欢你的!(又望向天空)
胖大妈:(转过头对小妹)说吧,你要多少钱才肯离开我的锤锤?
王大锤:(望向胖大妈)我和小妹是真心相爱的!真爱是无价的!(又望向天空) 保洁小妹:56块5!
王大锤:【诧异地望着小妹】要价居然这么精确?!还这么便宜?!) 胖大妈:(从钱包里掏出60块)给你60,不用找了。
保洁小妹:(冲着大妈点了点头,接过60元)谢谢!(转过头对着王大锤)大锤,我们分手吧,再见!(一甩头发走人,头发给了大妈一耳光)
王大锤:(伸出右手,深情地挽留)小妹不要走!不是说好要做彼此的天使吗? (镜头转换,王大锤在街上潇洒地散步)
王大锤:为什么我看什么都感觉像在看小妹?【看到的各个物体都是小妹的影像】我果然是个又有钱,又痴情的优秀男子。)
语音提示:你一封新邮件请注意查收!(暗室里,王大锤正在读着小妹给他写的信)
保洁小妹:亲爱的锤锤,我离开你并不是因为钱。而是因为我得了血管神经间歇性头痛、静脉曲张引发的腔静脉闭塞、开放性便秘、前列腺内膜脱落、21三体综合症、重度中二病。我不想因此拖累你,希望你找到更好的人,得到更幸福的生活。再见了,锤锤!(王大锤望着信件,哭得十分伤心)
王大锤:【哽咽】这字写的真特么丑啊!她一定是得了绝症,想故意把我气走,一定是这样的!【望着天空点了点头】(镜头又转,王大锤又来到了先前视察的这家公司,依旧潇洒地走了进来)
王大锤:也许我永远也见不到小妹了,好难过。(再次路过了小妹身边) 王大锤:啊!【惊讶地望向小妹】)(这时保洁小妹,再次甩开拖把,再次摆出起跑的姿势, 保洁小妹再次用头顶向王大锤的肚子,王大锤瞪大了眼睛,长大了嘴巴,再次口吐鲜血,再次摔出了十几米外,到了墙壁上,墙壁再次由里至外裂开了一条缝)
保洁小妹:少爷对不起,我不是故意的。
王大锤:(欣慰地望着她)我知道!太好了,你还在!
保洁小妹:虽然我们已经分手了,但是我还是那个爱岗敬业的保洁小妹。 王大锤:(深情地)亲爱的,不要离开我!就算你得了血管神经间歇性头痛、静脉曲张引发的腔静脉闭塞、开放性便秘、前列腺内膜脱落、21三体综合症、重度中二病,我也不会离开你的!我一定要和你在一起!
保洁小妹:亲爱的,就算我得了血管神经间歇性头痛、静脉曲张引发的腔静脉闭塞、开放性便秘、前列腺内膜脱落、21三体综合症、重度中二病,你也要和我在一起吗?你会停止爱我吗?
王大锤:(双手捂脸,突然站起身来,摆开屌丝动作,坚决地)不,我不会停止爱你!
保洁小妹:(站起身,深情地)真的吗?(这时,大锤爸突然从他们俩中间出现) 大锤爸:不!(摆开屌丝动作)你们不能在一起!
王大锤:爸爸?你从哪冒出来的?你来干什么?(依然保持屌丝动作) 大锤爸:我每天都从五万多平米的床上醒来,面对两百多个女仆。所以,你一定要找一个非常优秀的姑娘呀!
王大锤:(别过脸,依然保持屌丝动作)这什么逻辑呀?
大锤爸:(手里突然出现胖大妈的照片)你竟然把我给你精挑细选的女朋友给甩了?你到底什么眼光呀?
王大锤:应该是你到底什么眼光吧?)
大锤爸:(收起照片,继续保持屌丝动作)而且,像我们这样家世清白的家族,是绝对不会允许你娶一个来历不明不白的女孩的!
王大锤:(摊开手来)我们家不是靠贪污走私发家致富的吗?
大锤爸:(也摊开手来)不,这不重要。(转过身,对着小妹,摆出屌丝动作)重要的是,你当初来这里做保洁,不就是想勾引我儿子,嫁入豪门吗?(小妹一直很委屈地看着他,他说完之后给了他一耳光)
保洁小妹:(慷慨激昂)我是一个正经的保洁小妹!别以为有几个臭钱,就可以践踏我的尊严!
大锤爸:【右手捂住被脸颊,看着她】竟然敢打我?没想到这姑娘这么勇敢!) 大锤爸:(摆出屌丝动作)锤锤!她真是一个好棒的女孩!你一定要珍惜她! 王大锤:(保持着摊开双手的姿势,然后摆出屌丝动作)谢谢爸爸!
(王大锤:我叫王大锤,万万没想到,我终于拥有了一段刻骨铭心的爱!) (场景切换到教堂,小妹终于也举办了婚礼。不过,举办婚礼的对象——是大锤爸。)
大锤爸:(挽着小妹的手,望向王大锤)锤锤!以后她就是你的妈妈了!你一定要好好珍惜她给你的母爱哟!
(王大锤无奈痛哭)
END (王大锤:爱过。)