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I turned the wardrobe upside down, and the flowers filled the bed.
Li Xie Yufan sitting cross-legged in front of the computer game, on the melon seeds eyelid also do not look up, a long time to spit out a sentence, " people, you know it," he finished, continue with the mouse, the mouth of sunflower seeds spit into my skirt. I sniffed from the nose, who wanted to care for the little man who ate the melon seeds.
Half an hour later, I chose a small embroidered sling, a cowboy hot pants, and Escape the Ape posing in front of the mirror. Xie Yufan finally stood up, he pulled a coat from the wardrobe, hit me on me, " sister hibiscus, who also see you?" ？ It's better to be wrapped up. I don't think I'm going to be red. ”
" why don't you say I'm better than sister lotus? " I was angry and ashamed.
" this is what you say," Xie Yufan stretch. " there is something wrong with the student union. I go first. " of course, he won't forget to pack the rest of the melon
seeds before leaving.
I look at the back of Xie Yufan, there is a little melancholy, this is more than I drag the person, is my pursuer. The suitor must come to see me every weekend, rain or shine, of course, he comes to scratch free online, and my snacks after search, even pack instant noodles to wipe.
He would also say sweet words, for example, flattering me like sister lotus.
So, he after me for half a year, we still - bachelor two.
A dinner for the ladies and gentlemen of the world
School " temperament girl selection," I cut the way into the final. Xie Yufan looked at me with an incredible view, " Li Rufei, did not all the girls in our school sign up?" ？ ”
I had to take time to stare at him with my head, and then paint it with his hand, and Xie Yufan pushed the pudding and the little bread to me. I eat one side oblique look at the menu, Xie Yufan miser Pulling Hair, such a thousand years of opportunity, how can I miss.
The brain whirled, my electricity, my keyboard wear, my potato chips my chocolate my Ukrainian cherry, and my instant noodles. Until I feel almost ready to eat, I straighten up, wipe my mouth gracefully, and I said, " can you want another Italian?" ？ ”
Originally with sweat preparing to pay the price of the Xie Yufan like an electric shock to look up, a moment before the mechanical point of nod. When I was happy to eat, he looked at me anxiously: " are you possessed by something?" ？ Are you sure you're eating? ”
Noodles to eat half, Xie Yufan to go to the toilet, but until I ate the noodles, finally wipe the dishes clean, he did not come back. It's over. he's not running.
I said to his family in my heart, but took out my purse, I saw my electricity, my chocolate, my beautiful clothes, shoes are flying from my eyes to the past, to disappear in the horizon, a big hand suddenly appeared, and brushoff off some RMB.
Looking up, Xie Yufan was paying to look straight at the plate in front of me, he said; " the plate is afraid to be clean enough to be a mirror. ”
I walked slowly and slowly with my stomach back to the school, along the side
of the exhibition board, I put a lot of fine art, but also very use lame arguments writing the life motto.
I proudly ran to the side of the exhibition board, posing with a photo of the pose, dimple like a flower. I said, " I'm contestant no 7! " voice just fell, I couldn't have da a loud burp.
Xie Yufan laughed, and even Hyperbole to the ground, he said in a prophetic tone: " miss Li Rufei, if you choose temperament girls, I can be elected Mr world!" ！ ”
Fat sister and street dance do not wear day
I was acquainted with Xie Yufan at the students' union, and I had long hair. At a party, Xie Yufan was drunk and threatened to chase me. The next day, I quit the student union and cut short hair to join the street dance association.
In fact, there is no inevitable connection between the two things, learning street dance is my dream, but the time is wrong, my departure made him lose face and made a laughingstock, so he held a grudge against me and began to torment me under the guise of chasing me.
Ready to prepare the final, the Xie Yufan is very good to me, to help me search the large number of street dance dishes, cold and warm, and three days and two invited me to eat.
I suspect a heavy meal, " is it toxic?" ？ ”
Xie Yufan mouth of the tea spray out, he wipe his mouth and shoot my head, " you can rest assured, just hope that you will not forget the younger brother. ". ”
After that, the assiduous CLIP held a large piece of fat in my bowl.
It was not until a second before the game that I understood the sinister intention of Xie Yufan, who deliberately wanted to fatten me.
I wear tights, and feel the fat I come out of my waist. how can I get Li Rufei. Even with love handles, I can jump the street dance!
When I was full of confidence, in the background rubbing fists, Guo Mei passed by me, she was wearing a Hanfu! Holding a pipa expression quietly on the stage, the lights on her white face, she slightly low head, the fingers flowing out of the sounds of nature.
I lay down in the background, I saw the audience in the auditorium of Xie Yufan, he wore eye-catching red t - shirt, opened eyes, saliva flow one place.
Turn your head and look at yourself in the mirror. it's like a yanki. Xie Yufan is right. if I can choose the temperament, he can be the world, sir.
The performance was the street dance that I practiced for a long time, and when the music rang, the old self - esteem faded. I stood in the middle of the stage, with the music began to dance, a head roll, my eyes unconsciously fell on the seat of Xie Yufan, he disappeared. And the entrance of the auditorium, he was holding a bouquet of roses and Guo Mei left.
Right foot Heavy, I fell to the ground. Suddenly there was a Xie Yufan face in my mind. after that dinner, a storm, he gave me the umbrella, I went back crazy, I was carried away by the heavy rain, shouting at him: " Xie Yufan, if I got the first, I will be your girlfriend!" ！ ”
Xie Yufan looked back big mouth, at that moment I saw his facial expression as a surprise, now want to come, it was panic.
And now, even if I complete this song, a lot of things, and finally can't. Loud music, cheers to stop, hot lights hit me, my tears are nowhere to hide.
The last but also the first
Temperament girl's laurel leaves no suspense on the Guo Meitou, I have only a Xiao Xiao consolation prize.
It is said that when accepting the prize, I was absent with Guo Meidou, I because of sprained my ankle, as for Guo Mei, the reason is unknown. Disappearing at the same time, and Xie Yufan.
The third day of the disappearance of Xie Yufan, my computer crashed, and I finally got the chance to call him grand. I think half a day, I should first let him lose my computer, or first to congratulate him have a lover to get married.
Zhang Xie Yufan likes the music talented girl Zhang Guo Mei, is I entered the school to know the first gossip, this with my hair scissors to learn the street dance has the inevitable link. Because he once said, I have long hair like Guo Mei. He also said that he likes talented women.
Hip-hop is not talented; Is the only skill that I can have.
I called countless times, all down.
Gloomily down the stairs to buy pots of rice, the exhibition of the game was not yet scattered, but when did it come to the dormitory? Looking back, I immediately get a ray of tender coke, is my exhibition, and the person PS a boy on the edge, and the boy is - Xie Yufan!
" Li Rufei, what are you looking at? " the evaporation took a few days, and the Xie Yufan burst out.
I screamed at the exhibition, but I was not tall enough, no matter what the shape, I could not hide behind the portrait of men and women. Looking at the Xie Yufan smile meaning deep, I hurriedly hand, " not what I do! ”
" I know it's not what you did. He blinked, " I did it. ”
" what are you so boring? ”
" I came to apologize, Guo meimei's mother is very serious, I accompany her to go back to aunt, I was a child, aunt was very good to me. " Xie Yufan did not smile again, he solemnly took a bunch of flowers from behind," sorry, did not see your performance, did not have time to give you flowers. ”
In the sunlight, rose petals are transparent and warm, I finally reached out my hand. Just touched the flower, Xie Yufan began to remind me, " you should not forget what you said?" ？ You speak first place, be my girlfriend. ”
" I don't have the first. " I said, and tried to escape.
" the first and the first is the first one! " Xie Yufan smiled a little Rogue, he blocked in front of me, stretched out his hand to clap my head, my short hair was in his hand, I didn't speak, and no plan to escape, I approached him, clapped his hands on his shoulder, and then solemnly nodded.
I don't have beautiful long hair, nor beautiful dance, but this moment, I feel that I am surprised.
Because on the ground, my shadow, there is the companion of another shadow. From this perspective, we look like hugs.
我把衣柜翻了个底朝天，花花绿绿地堆了满床。
谢雨帆盘腿坐在电脑前打游戏，嗑着瓜子眼皮也不抬一下，半晌才悠悠地吐出一句，“人，贵有自知之明，”他说完，继续猛点鼠标，嘴里的瓜子壳儿还吐到了我裙子上。我从鼻孔里嗤了一声，谁要跟这种吃瓜子的琐碎男人计较。
半个小时后，我选了一件刺绣小吊带，牛仔热裤，在镜子面前蹦蹦跳跳地摆着POSE 。谢雨帆终于站了起来，他从衣柜里扯出一件大衣，砸在我身上，“有芙蓉姐姐露了，谁还看你？不如包个严实的，指不定就红了。”
“你说我不如芙蓉姐姐? ”我恼羞成怒了。
“这可是你自己说的，”谢雨帆伸伸懒腰，“学生会有事，我先走了。”当然，走之前他是不会忘记把剩下的瓜子打包的。
我看着谢雨帆的背影，有那么一点儿惆怅，这位比我还拽的人，便是我的追求者。这位追求者每个周末必定来看我，风雨无阻，当然，他来蹭免费网上，把我的零食搜到完后，连包泡面也要蹭。
他还很会说甜言蜜语，比如，夸我像芙蓉姐姐。
所以，他追了我半年，我们依然是——光棍两枝。
气质女生与世界先生的晚餐
学校的“气质女生选拔赛”，我过关斩将一路杀进了决赛。谢雨帆用一种难以置信的眼光打量着我，“李茹菲，我们学校的女生是不是都没报名? ”
埋着头啃比萨的我不得不抽空瞪了他一眼，接着用手比画了一下，谢雨帆就把布丁和小面包推到我面前。我一边吃一边斜瞄着菜单，谢雨帆铁公鸡拔毛，这样千年等一回的机会，我怎么可能错过。
大脑飞快地转动着，我的电费，我的键盘磨损费，我的薯片我的巧克力我的乌克兰大樱桃，以及我的方便面。直到觉得差不多吃够本的时候，我直起腰，优雅地擦擦嘴，我说：“还可以再要份意大利面吗? ”
原本抹着汗准备埋单的谢雨帆像触电般抬起头，半晌才机械地点点头。我吃得眉飞色舞时，他担忧地看着我：“你是不是被什么附体了? 你确定是你一个人在吃? ”
面条吃到一半，谢雨帆去上厕所，可直到我把面条吃光，最后把盘子刮得干干净净时，他也没有回来。完蛋了，他不是跑路了吧！
我在心里把他全家问候了一遍，无奈地掏出钱包，我看到我的电费、我的巧克力，我漂亮的衣服鞋子正长着翅膀从我眼前飞过去，眼看就要消失在天边的刹那，一只大手突然出现，豪迈地甩下了几张人民币。
一抬眼，谢雨帆正一边付钱一边直勾勾地盯着我面前的盘子，他说；“这盘子怕是干净得可以拿去当镜子了。”
我捧着肚子极慢极慢地跟着谢雨帆踱回了学校，路边的展板上，有我放得很大的
艺术照，还很矫情地写着人生格言。
我臭美地跑到展板边上，摆了个跟照片一样的POSE ，笑靥如花。我说：“我是7号选手李茹菲! ”话音刚落，我无法自控地打了一个响亮的饱嗝。
谢雨帆哈哈大笑起来，甚至夸张地笑得蹲在了地上，他用一种预言家的口吻说：“李茹菲小姐，你要是选上气质女生，我绝对可以当选世界先生! ”
肥妹与街舞不共戴天
我跟谢雨帆是在学生会认识的，那时候我还长发飘飘。一次聚会上，谢雨帆喝得烂醉，并且扬言要追求我。第二天，我便退出学生会，剪了短发加入街舞协会。
其实两件事并无必然的联系，学街舞一直是我的梦想，可谢雨帆表白的时机不对，我的离开让他颜面尽失，落成了笑柄，所以他对我怀恨在心，打着追我的幌子开始折磨我。
可准备决赛那阵子，谢雨帆却对我格外好起来，帮我搜了大沓的街舞碟子，嘘寒问暖，还三天两头请我吃饭。
我疑心重重地看着一桌大餐，“是不是有毒? ”
谢雨帆嘴里的茶水喷了出来，他抹抹嘴巴又拍我的脑袋，“你放心吃，只是希望
你红了以后不要忘了小弟。”
说完，殷勤地夹了一大块肥肉在我碗里。
直到比赛前一秒钟，我才明白谢雨帆的险恶用意，他是故意想喂肥我。
我穿着紧身衣，摸着腰上长出来的肥肉，这怎么会难倒我李茹菲。即使带着游泳圈，我照样可以跳街舞!
就在我信心满满，在后台摩拳擦掌的时候，郭美从我面前飘过，她竟然穿的是汉服! 抱着一把琵琶表情娴静地走上了舞台，灯光打在她洁白的脸庞上，她微微低下头，十指里便流淌出天籁般的音符。
我趴在后台偷偷观望，一眼便看到观众席上的谢雨帆，他穿着惹眼的红色T 恤，睁大了眼睛，哈喇子流了一地。
转头再看镜子里面的自己，简直像个太妹。谢雨帆说得没错，我要是能选上气质女生，他都可以选上世界先生。
那次演出是我苦练许久的街舞，当音乐响起时，先前的自卑统统褪去。我站在舞台的中央，随着音乐开始舞蹈，一个甩头，我的目光不自觉地落在谢雨帆的座位上，他不见了。而礼堂的出口，他正捧着一束玫瑰同郭美离开。
右脚重重一崴，我跌落在地。那一瞬间我脑海里突然出现了谢雨帆的脸庞，那次晚餐后下了一场暴雨，他把伞让给我，自己一路狂跑回去，我被大雨冲昏了头，对着他大喊：“谢雨帆，要是我得了第一名，我就做你女朋友吧! ”
谢雨帆回头张大了嘴巴，那一刻我把他的表情看作是惊喜，现在想来，原来是惊慌。
而现在，就算我完整跳完这曲，很多的事情，终是不能如愿。喧嚣的音乐声里，欢呼停止，炽热的灯光打在我身上，我的眼泪无处遁形。
倒数第一也是第一
气质女生的桂冠毫无悬念地落在了郭美头上，我只得了一个小小的安慰奖。
据说领奖时我和郭美都缺席，我因为崴脚，至于郭美，原因不明。同时消失的，还有谢雨帆。
谢雨帆消失的第三天，我的电脑坏了，我终于逮着机会可以冠冕堂皇地给他打电话了。我想了半天台词，是应该先让他赔我电脑，还是先恭喜他有情人终成眷属。
谢雨帆喜欢音乐系才女郭美，是我进校便知道的第一件八卦，这与我剪头发学街
舞有必然联系。因为他曾说过，我留长发很像郭美。他还说过，他喜欢有才情的女子。
街舞算不得才情；却是我唯一可拥有的一技之长。
我打了无数次电话，都停机。
沮丧地下楼买盆饭，比赛时候的展板竟然还没撒，可是，什么时候摆到宿舍楼下了? 回头张望了一下，我顿时被雷得里嫩外焦，竟然是我的展板，并且被人PS 了一个男生在边上，而且那个男生是——谢雨帆!
“李茹菲，你在看什么? ”蒸发了好几天的谢雨帆突然冒了出来。
我尖叫一声扑向展板，可是我毕竟不够魁梧，不管摆什么造型，都遮不住身后的那对男女肖像。看着谢雨帆笑得意味深长，我慌忙摆手，“不是我做的! ”
“我知道不是你做的。”他眨了下眼睛，“是我做的。”
“你这么无聊干什么? ”
“我是来道歉的，郭美的妈妈重病，我陪她一起回去看阿姨，我小时候，阿姨对我很好的。”谢雨帆没有再笑，他郑重其事地从身后拿出一束花，“对不起，没有看完你的表演，没有来得及给你献花就走了。”
阳光下，玫瑰花瓣通透而热烈，我终于伸出了手。刚触到花，谢雨帆开始提醒我，“你该不会忘记自己说什么了吧? 你说得第一名的话，做我女朋友。”
“我又没有得第一。”我说完便想夺路逃跑。
“倒数第一也是第一嘛! ”谢雨帆笑得有点儿无赖，他堵在我面前，伸出手拍我的脑袋，我短短的头发扎着他的手心，我没有讲话，也没有打算再逃跑，我走近他一步，双手用力拍在他的肩膀上，然后郑重点头。
我没有漂亮的长发，也没有绝美的舞技，可是这一刻，我觉得自己艳惊全场。
因为地面上，我的影子前，有了另一个影子的陪伴。从这个角度看来，我们像在拥抱。
小编给你一个美联英语官方免费试听课申请链接： http://m.meten.com/test/waijiao.aspx?tid=16-73675-0 美联英语提供：气质女生与世界先生
I turned the wardrobe upside down, and the flowers filled the bed.
Li Xie Yufan sitting cross-legged in front of the computer game, on the melon seeds eyelid also do not look up, a long time to spit out a sentence, " people, you know it," he finished, continue with the mouse, the mouth of sunflower seeds spit into my skirt. I sniffed from the nose, who wanted to care for the little man who ate the melon seeds.
Half an hour later, I chose a small embroidered sling, a cowboy hot pants, and Escape the Ape posing in front of the mirror. Xie Yufan finally stood up, he pulled a coat from the wardrobe, hit me on me, " sister hibiscus, who also see you?" ？ It's better to be wrapped up. I don't think I'm going to be red. ”
" why don't you say I'm better than sister lotus? " I was angry and ashamed.
" this is what you say," Xie Yufan stretch. " there is something wrong with the student union. I go first. " of course, he won't forget to pack the rest of the melon
seeds before leaving.
I look at the back of Xie Yufan, there is a little melancholy, this is more than I drag the person, is my pursuer. The suitor must come to see me every weekend, rain or shine, of course, he comes to scratch free online, and my snacks after search, even pack instant noodles to wipe.
He would also say sweet words, for example, flattering me like sister lotus.
So, he after me for half a year, we still - bachelor two.
A dinner for the ladies and gentlemen of the world
School " temperament girl selection," I cut the way into the final. Xie Yufan looked at me with an incredible view, " Li Rufei, did not all the girls in our school sign up?" ？ ”
I had to take time to stare at him with my head, and then paint it with his hand, and Xie Yufan pushed the pudding and the little bread to me. I eat one side oblique look at the menu, Xie Yufan miser Pulling Hair, such a thousand years of opportunity, how can I miss.
The brain whirled, my electricity, my keyboard wear, my potato chips my chocolate my Ukrainian cherry, and my instant noodles. Until I feel almost ready to eat, I straighten up, wipe my mouth gracefully, and I said, " can you want another Italian?" ？ ”
Originally with sweat preparing to pay the price of the Xie Yufan like an electric shock to look up, a moment before the mechanical point of nod. When I was happy to eat, he looked at me anxiously: " are you possessed by something?" ？ Are you sure you're eating? ”
Noodles to eat half, Xie Yufan to go to the toilet, but until I ate the noodles, finally wipe the dishes clean, he did not come back. It's over. he's not running.
I said to his family in my heart, but took out my purse, I saw my electricity, my chocolate, my beautiful clothes, shoes are flying from my eyes to the past, to disappear in the horizon, a big hand suddenly appeared, and brushoff off some RMB.
Looking up, Xie Yufan was paying to look straight at the plate in front of me, he said; " the plate is afraid to be clean enough to be a mirror. ”
I walked slowly and slowly with my stomach back to the school, along the side
of the exhibition board, I put a lot of fine art, but also very use lame arguments writing the life motto.
I proudly ran to the side of the exhibition board, posing with a photo of the pose, dimple like a flower. I said, " I'm contestant no 7! " voice just fell, I couldn't have da a loud burp.
Xie Yufan laughed, and even Hyperbole to the ground, he said in a prophetic tone: " miss Li Rufei, if you choose temperament girls, I can be elected Mr world!" ！ ”
Fat sister and street dance do not wear day
I was acquainted with Xie Yufan at the students' union, and I had long hair. At a party, Xie Yufan was drunk and threatened to chase me. The next day, I quit the student union and cut short hair to join the street dance association.
In fact, there is no inevitable connection between the two things, learning street dance is my dream, but the time is wrong, my departure made him lose face and made a laughingstock, so he held a grudge against me and began to torment me under the guise of chasing me.
Ready to prepare the final, the Xie Yufan is very good to me, to help me search the large number of street dance dishes, cold and warm, and three days and two invited me to eat.
I suspect a heavy meal, " is it toxic?" ？ ”
Xie Yufan mouth of the tea spray out, he wipe his mouth and shoot my head, " you can rest assured, just hope that you will not forget the younger brother. ". ”
After that, the assiduous CLIP held a large piece of fat in my bowl.
It was not until a second before the game that I understood the sinister intention of Xie Yufan, who deliberately wanted to fatten me.
I wear tights, and feel the fat I come out of my waist. how can I get Li Rufei. Even with love handles, I can jump the street dance!
When I was full of confidence, in the background rubbing fists, Guo Mei passed by me, she was wearing a Hanfu! Holding a pipa expression quietly on the stage, the lights on her white face, she slightly low head, the fingers flowing out of the sounds of nature.
I lay down in the background, I saw the audience in the auditorium of Xie Yufan, he wore eye-catching red t - shirt, opened eyes, saliva flow one place.
Turn your head and look at yourself in the mirror. it's like a yanki. Xie Yufan is right. if I can choose the temperament, he can be the world, sir.
The performance was the street dance that I practiced for a long time, and when the music rang, the old self - esteem faded. I stood in the middle of the stage, with the music began to dance, a head roll, my eyes unconsciously fell on the seat of Xie Yufan, he disappeared. And the entrance of the auditorium, he was holding a bouquet of roses and Guo Mei left.
Right foot Heavy, I fell to the ground. Suddenly there was a Xie Yufan face in my mind. after that dinner, a storm, he gave me the umbrella, I went back crazy, I was carried away by the heavy rain, shouting at him: " Xie Yufan, if I got the first, I will be your girlfriend!" ！ ”
Xie Yufan looked back big mouth, at that moment I saw his facial expression as a surprise, now want to come, it was panic.
And now, even if I complete this song, a lot of things, and finally can't. Loud music, cheers to stop, hot lights hit me, my tears are nowhere to hide.
The last but also the first
Temperament girl's laurel leaves no suspense on the Guo Meitou, I have only a Xiao Xiao consolation prize.
It is said that when accepting the prize, I was absent with Guo Meidou, I because of sprained my ankle, as for Guo Mei, the reason is unknown. Disappearing at the same time, and Xie Yufan.
The third day of the disappearance of Xie Yufan, my computer crashed, and I finally got the chance to call him grand. I think half a day, I should first let him lose my computer, or first to congratulate him have a lover to get married.
Zhang Xie Yufan likes the music talented girl Zhang Guo Mei, is I entered the school to know the first gossip, this with my hair scissors to learn the street dance has the inevitable link. Because he once said, I have long hair like Guo Mei. He also said that he likes talented women.
Hip-hop is not talented; Is the only skill that I can have.
I called countless times, all down.
Gloomily down the stairs to buy pots of rice, the exhibition of the game was not yet scattered, but when did it come to the dormitory? Looking back, I immediately get a ray of tender coke, is my exhibition, and the person PS a boy on the edge, and the boy is - Xie Yufan!
" Li Rufei, what are you looking at? " the evaporation took a few days, and the Xie Yufan burst out.
I screamed at the exhibition, but I was not tall enough, no matter what the shape, I could not hide behind the portrait of men and women. Looking at the Xie Yufan smile meaning deep, I hurriedly hand, " not what I do! ”
" I know it's not what you did. He blinked, " I did it. ”
" what are you so boring? ”
" I came to apologize, Guo meimei's mother is very serious, I accompany her to go back to aunt, I was a child, aunt was very good to me. " Xie Yufan did not smile again, he solemnly took a bunch of flowers from behind," sorry, did not see your performance, did not have time to give you flowers. ”
In the sunlight, rose petals are transparent and warm, I finally reached out my hand. Just touched the flower, Xie Yufan began to remind me, " you should not forget what you said?" ？ You speak first place, be my girlfriend. ”
" I don't have the first. " I said, and tried to escape.
" the first and the first is the first one! " Xie Yufan smiled a little Rogue, he blocked in front of me, stretched out his hand to clap my head, my short hair was in his hand, I didn't speak, and no plan to escape, I approached him, clapped his hands on his shoulder, and then solemnly nodded.
I don't have beautiful long hair, nor beautiful dance, but this moment, I feel that I am surprised.
Because on the ground, my shadow, there is the companion of another shadow. From this perspective, we look like hugs.
我把衣柜翻了个底朝天，花花绿绿地堆了满床。
谢雨帆盘腿坐在电脑前打游戏，嗑着瓜子眼皮也不抬一下，半晌才悠悠地吐出一句，“人，贵有自知之明，”他说完，继续猛点鼠标，嘴里的瓜子壳儿还吐到了我裙子上。我从鼻孔里嗤了一声，谁要跟这种吃瓜子的琐碎男人计较。
半个小时后，我选了一件刺绣小吊带，牛仔热裤，在镜子面前蹦蹦跳跳地摆着POSE 。谢雨帆终于站了起来，他从衣柜里扯出一件大衣，砸在我身上，“有芙蓉姐姐露了，谁还看你？不如包个严实的，指不定就红了。”
“你说我不如芙蓉姐姐? ”我恼羞成怒了。
“这可是你自己说的，”谢雨帆伸伸懒腰，“学生会有事，我先走了。”当然，走之前他是不会忘记把剩下的瓜子打包的。
我看着谢雨帆的背影，有那么一点儿惆怅，这位比我还拽的人，便是我的追求者。这位追求者每个周末必定来看我，风雨无阻，当然，他来蹭免费网上，把我的零食搜到完后，连包泡面也要蹭。
他还很会说甜言蜜语，比如，夸我像芙蓉姐姐。
所以，他追了我半年，我们依然是——光棍两枝。
气质女生与世界先生的晚餐
学校的“气质女生选拔赛”，我过关斩将一路杀进了决赛。谢雨帆用一种难以置信的眼光打量着我，“李茹菲，我们学校的女生是不是都没报名? ”
埋着头啃比萨的我不得不抽空瞪了他一眼，接着用手比画了一下，谢雨帆就把布丁和小面包推到我面前。我一边吃一边斜瞄着菜单，谢雨帆铁公鸡拔毛，这样千年等一回的机会，我怎么可能错过。
大脑飞快地转动着，我的电费，我的键盘磨损费，我的薯片我的巧克力我的乌克兰大樱桃，以及我的方便面。直到觉得差不多吃够本的时候，我直起腰，优雅地擦擦嘴，我说：“还可以再要份意大利面吗? ”
原本抹着汗准备埋单的谢雨帆像触电般抬起头，半晌才机械地点点头。我吃得眉飞色舞时，他担忧地看着我：“你是不是被什么附体了? 你确定是你一个人在吃? ”
面条吃到一半，谢雨帆去上厕所，可直到我把面条吃光，最后把盘子刮得干干净净时，他也没有回来。完蛋了，他不是跑路了吧！
我在心里把他全家问候了一遍，无奈地掏出钱包，我看到我的电费、我的巧克力，我漂亮的衣服鞋子正长着翅膀从我眼前飞过去，眼看就要消失在天边的刹那，一只大手突然出现，豪迈地甩下了几张人民币。
一抬眼，谢雨帆正一边付钱一边直勾勾地盯着我面前的盘子，他说；“这盘子怕是干净得可以拿去当镜子了。”
我捧着肚子极慢极慢地跟着谢雨帆踱回了学校，路边的展板上，有我放得很大的
艺术照，还很矫情地写着人生格言。
我臭美地跑到展板边上，摆了个跟照片一样的POSE ，笑靥如花。我说：“我是7号选手李茹菲! ”话音刚落，我无法自控地打了一个响亮的饱嗝。
谢雨帆哈哈大笑起来，甚至夸张地笑得蹲在了地上，他用一种预言家的口吻说：“李茹菲小姐，你要是选上气质女生，我绝对可以当选世界先生! ”
肥妹与街舞不共戴天
我跟谢雨帆是在学生会认识的，那时候我还长发飘飘。一次聚会上，谢雨帆喝得烂醉，并且扬言要追求我。第二天，我便退出学生会，剪了短发加入街舞协会。
其实两件事并无必然的联系，学街舞一直是我的梦想，可谢雨帆表白的时机不对，我的离开让他颜面尽失，落成了笑柄，所以他对我怀恨在心，打着追我的幌子开始折磨我。
可准备决赛那阵子，谢雨帆却对我格外好起来，帮我搜了大沓的街舞碟子，嘘寒问暖，还三天两头请我吃饭。
我疑心重重地看着一桌大餐，“是不是有毒? ”
谢雨帆嘴里的茶水喷了出来，他抹抹嘴巴又拍我的脑袋，“你放心吃，只是希望
你红了以后不要忘了小弟。”
说完，殷勤地夹了一大块肥肉在我碗里。
直到比赛前一秒钟，我才明白谢雨帆的险恶用意，他是故意想喂肥我。
我穿着紧身衣，摸着腰上长出来的肥肉，这怎么会难倒我李茹菲。即使带着游泳圈，我照样可以跳街舞!
就在我信心满满，在后台摩拳擦掌的时候，郭美从我面前飘过，她竟然穿的是汉服! 抱着一把琵琶表情娴静地走上了舞台，灯光打在她洁白的脸庞上，她微微低下头，十指里便流淌出天籁般的音符。
我趴在后台偷偷观望，一眼便看到观众席上的谢雨帆，他穿着惹眼的红色T 恤，睁大了眼睛，哈喇子流了一地。
转头再看镜子里面的自己，简直像个太妹。谢雨帆说得没错，我要是能选上气质女生，他都可以选上世界先生。
那次演出是我苦练许久的街舞，当音乐响起时，先前的自卑统统褪去。我站在舞台的中央，随着音乐开始舞蹈，一个甩头，我的目光不自觉地落在谢雨帆的座位上，他不见了。而礼堂的出口，他正捧着一束玫瑰同郭美离开。
右脚重重一崴，我跌落在地。那一瞬间我脑海里突然出现了谢雨帆的脸庞，那次晚餐后下了一场暴雨，他把伞让给我，自己一路狂跑回去，我被大雨冲昏了头，对着他大喊：“谢雨帆，要是我得了第一名，我就做你女朋友吧! ”
谢雨帆回头张大了嘴巴，那一刻我把他的表情看作是惊喜，现在想来，原来是惊慌。
而现在，就算我完整跳完这曲，很多的事情，终是不能如愿。喧嚣的音乐声里，欢呼停止，炽热的灯光打在我身上，我的眼泪无处遁形。
倒数第一也是第一
气质女生的桂冠毫无悬念地落在了郭美头上，我只得了一个小小的安慰奖。
据说领奖时我和郭美都缺席，我因为崴脚，至于郭美，原因不明。同时消失的，还有谢雨帆。
谢雨帆消失的第三天，我的电脑坏了，我终于逮着机会可以冠冕堂皇地给他打电话了。我想了半天台词，是应该先让他赔我电脑，还是先恭喜他有情人终成眷属。
谢雨帆喜欢音乐系才女郭美，是我进校便知道的第一件八卦，这与我剪头发学街
舞有必然联系。因为他曾说过，我留长发很像郭美。他还说过，他喜欢有才情的女子。
街舞算不得才情；却是我唯一可拥有的一技之长。
我打了无数次电话，都停机。
沮丧地下楼买盆饭，比赛时候的展板竟然还没撒，可是，什么时候摆到宿舍楼下了? 回头张望了一下，我顿时被雷得里嫩外焦，竟然是我的展板，并且被人PS 了一个男生在边上，而且那个男生是——谢雨帆!
“李茹菲，你在看什么? ”蒸发了好几天的谢雨帆突然冒了出来。
我尖叫一声扑向展板，可是我毕竟不够魁梧，不管摆什么造型，都遮不住身后的那对男女肖像。看着谢雨帆笑得意味深长，我慌忙摆手，“不是我做的! ”
“我知道不是你做的。”他眨了下眼睛，“是我做的。”
“你这么无聊干什么? ”
“我是来道歉的，郭美的妈妈重病，我陪她一起回去看阿姨，我小时候，阿姨对我很好的。”谢雨帆没有再笑，他郑重其事地从身后拿出一束花，“对不起，没有看完你的表演，没有来得及给你献花就走了。”
阳光下，玫瑰花瓣通透而热烈，我终于伸出了手。刚触到花，谢雨帆开始提醒我，“你该不会忘记自己说什么了吧? 你说得第一名的话，做我女朋友。”
“我又没有得第一。”我说完便想夺路逃跑。
“倒数第一也是第一嘛! ”谢雨帆笑得有点儿无赖，他堵在我面前，伸出手拍我的脑袋，我短短的头发扎着他的手心，我没有讲话，也没有打算再逃跑，我走近他一步，双手用力拍在他的肩膀上，然后郑重点头。
我没有漂亮的长发，也没有绝美的舞技，可是这一刻，我觉得自己艳惊全场。
因为地面上，我的影子前，有了另一个影子的陪伴。从这个角度看来，我们像在拥抱。